“Hey Jim,” said Jaden “Can you draw us a picture of our Dad for fathers day?”
Willow then said something, but it was inaudible due to her persistent w…hipping of her hair, it was going both back and forth. it was quite annoying actually.
“yeah Jaden, course I will (no pun intended).” says I. “Tell you what, I’ll do a hand drawn card with a picture of him and one of his famous quotes, all that for a tenner, fair?”
“Cool, cheers Jim. Will you buy us some fags.”
I ENJOYED THE EXPERIENCE [of drawing the card] SO MUCH THAT I WANT TO OFFER YOU ALL THE SAME SERVICE. FOR TEN POUNDS I WILL DRAW YOUR DAD’S FACE ON A CARD ALONG WITH A MEMORABLE ‘DAD QUOTE’, they’ve all got one, my Dad’s is “Call me a traditionalist but they should still be numbered one to eleven.”
Contact me through email @ email@example.com if you’re interested, maybe p&p will be involved. CHEERS.